Reading (gift me ebooks)
Blogging
Fatiguing
Supporting revived use of the term “social murder”
Agnostic
Antifascist
Antiracist (aspirationally)
Aromantic
Celibate
Cisgender (he/him)
Introverted
Mediocre
Single
Straight
White
Aphantasia
Avoidant/restrictive food intake disorder
Autism spectrum disorder
Chronic fatigue syndrome (myalgic encephalomyelitis)
Developmental coordination disorder (dyspraxia)
Generalized anxiety disorder
Obsessive-compulsive disorder
Pathological demand avoidance
Persistent adjustment disorder
Rejection sensitive dysphoria
Sensory processing disorder
Severely deficient autobiographical memory
Climate crisis
Rising fascism
Increasing disability
Eventual poverty
Inevitable death
Hands Off! the Net (mid-1990s)
The Millennium Cafe (late-1990s)
Portland Communique (early-2000s)
Can’t Stop the Serenity (mid-2000s)
The Belmont Goats (mid-2010s)
“Quick wit" (Rolling Stone)
“Punk” (Bruce Sterling)
“No one” (Dave Winer)
“Internet pioneer” (Jonah Seiger)
“Punctuation-enhanced” (David Weinberger)
“Must-read” (The Oregonian)
“Cottage-industry” (Christian Crumlish)
“Sissy” (Anonymous PR flack)
“True independent” (David Perlmutter)
“Twitchy, unreliable-looking” (Joss Whedon)
Born on Saturday, October 25, 1969, in upstate New York
Of Italian, Lithuanian, and Polish descent
On the internet since the Fall of 1993
Portlander for twenty-eight years and counting
“Bix” since the late-90s, legally since early 2018
No fear
No hate
No thoughtless bullshit
No nazis